Always leave the room if someone is peeing.
If you don't clean up after yourself, bugs will enter your house (okay, I already knew this, but seeing it represented graphically really brought the point home).
Don't call people at 3am.
Pay the bills.
Don't buy stuff whenever you have money. It's good to save, sometimes.
Dishwashers are trash compactors are near necessities.
So are maids.
You have to like someone to sleep with them.
Having a big house with little furniture is better than a small house with lots of furniture.
Always be on time for work.
Don't tickle people unless you know them well.
Baths are better than showers.
It is difficult to seduce a man.
It is not difficult to seduce a woman.
I'm a damn good dancer.
There is little time in the span of the day to have fun.
It's important to have a good sleep.
Never put off going to the bathroom.
It's hard to find a job if you're depressed.
Some people, no matter what, are just jerks.

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